Wednesday, September 16, 2020

2010 - SOUND OF NOISE, a very quirky comedy

 Musical terrorists are on the loose in some unnamed Swedish city.  These are not your typical musical terrorists they are percussionists to make matters worse.  Assigned to stop them is tone deaf police officer Amadeus Warnebring.  

This is a very funny and weird comedy, highly recommended.

102 minutes. Written by Ola Simonsson Johannes Stjärne Nilsson and Jim Birmant.


1965 - MORITURI, its got Brando

 It's World War II.  Marlon Brando is a German forced by British Intelligence to help the Allies capture a German ship full of rubber.  Yul Brynner is the anti-Nazi captain of the ship.  Trevor Howard in a small role is Brando's superior.  The film is basically a battle of wits between Brando and the Nazis on board the ship.

Frankly Brando is the whole show here.  He sneaks around like a cat burglar and plots to take over the ship.  Brynner was always an interesting performer but he's really no match for Brando in the acting department.


The film has some very good black and white photography from cinematographer Conrad Hall one of the best in the film business.  Interestingly, in a small role is comedian Wally Cox, Brando's one time roommate when he was performing on the stage in New York.

The screenplay was by old Hollywood pro Daniel Taradash. The running time is 123 minutes.

 

1974 - THUNDERBOLT AND LIGHTFOOT, a good road film

 Probably Michael Cimino's best film.  It's certainly one of his more restrained films without the elephantiasis that set it on his later films.  Cimino wrote the screenplay and at one point Clint Eastwood was going to direct the film.  Instead Eastwood let Cimino direct but closely supervised Cimino to keep him on schedule and under budget.

Thunderbolt and Lightfoot was shot on location at some very impressive Big Sky locations.This film is known as a "road' picture, the characters are pretty much on the run for the entire length of the film.

The compact cast includes character actor George Kennedy, Eastwood crony Geoffrey Lewis and in a real scene stealing performance, Jeff Bridges  In fact Bridges was such a scene stealer that he supposedly annoyed movie star Clint Eastwood.

 

The film has lots of action and some good comedy.  It runs 115 minutes.

1965 - THE HALLELUJAH TRAIL, big budget western comedy

 This large scale western/comedy wanted to be another Mad Mad Mad Mad World, but it's not really very funny.  The Hallelujah Trail was a disaster for the filmmaker John Sturges who up to this point was considered one of the best directors of action films during the 1960's.

Somehow Sturges got it in his head that the public wanted to see these kind of large scale epics.  The problem was that Sturges had never demonstrated any particular skill with crazy comedies throughout his career.

Although The Hallelujah Trail is generally considered a failure as a film I enjoyed it for the technical skill that the production team brought to the film.  Nobody knows how to stage a film in the great outdoors like John Sturges.

 

This epic film has an epic length, 165 minutes.  It was written by John Gay who usually wrote dramas.

1956 - HELEN OF TROY, one of those big budget sword and sandal epics

How did the director Robert Wise, generally a man of taste get mixed up with this film?  This is the classic story of Helen, queen of Sparta who falls in love with Paris, a prince of Troy.  As in the Greek legend it all leads to the siege of Troy which goes on for years.  The war finally ends with the Trojans dragging the Trojan horse into the city.  The horse is full of Greek soldiers who sneak out and destroy the city from the inside.  "Beware of Greeks bearing gifts," says Cassandra and she's not kidding.

Warner Brothers cast a couple of unknowns as the leads.  A French actor Jacques Sernas as Paris and some Italian sex symbol Rossana Podestà as Helen.  Playing Helen's servant is Brigitte Bardot and I would have to say I think they got the casting backwards.  The supporting cast is the usual bunch of English actors hired to class up one of these big budget epics.

Anyway back to Robert Wise.  Apparently he was looking to shoot a film in widescreen and decided to take this project on. Whatever  the film looks pretty good with the usual cast of thousands deployed who maximum movie carnage effect.

 

The film runs 118 minutes and was written by Hugh Gray, N. Richard Nash and John Twist although I don't think they put a whole lot of effort into the screenplay.

Helen Of Troy is entertaining in the usual way these big budget films are.  Lots of extras, big sets and lots of large scale battles.

Friday, September 11, 2020

1969 - YOUNG BILLY YOUNG - a rather tired Western

Young Billy Young was released the same year as Peckinpah's The Wild Bunch and these two films certainly are a contrast in where the state of the western film was at this time. One of the themes of the  Peckinpah film involves the end of the west as the authorities hunt a gang of outlaws who have probably lived and robbed past their time.  On the other hand,  Young Billy Young is almost an attempt to keep pumping out the same type of western film the public had been watching for years.  It is singularly lacking in any kind of interest or excitement

Robert Mitchum brings whatever authority that he can as a lawman out for revenge on a gang who killed his son. Haven't ever seen that plot before :)  Angie Dickinson is "the hooker with the heart of gold."  Robert Walker Jr. was in Easy Rider of all things.  He's the young kid who the lawman reforms after he shows him the error of his ways.
The writer and director was Burt Kennedy who at his best was usually pretty good at spoofing the western genre.  Here he doesn't seem to have worked up much enthusiasm or energy for this story.  The film moves along from one obvious scene to another.  The film is actually rather nice to look at, it has some decent photography and runs about 90 minutes.

 

Robert Mitchum sings the title tune of this film, probably the only thing interesting about this dud.

Thursday, September 10, 2020

1992 - TRESPASS, a tough acion movie.

A hard nosed action thriller about the search for gold in East St. Louis.  Two firemen from Arkansas have a map of gold icons from a church that were stolen and hidden in a warehouse.  The firemen decide to find it but run into a very tough street gang led by a guy names King James.  The film becomes an extended siege as the gang takes on the firemen now locked inside a warehouse with the gold.

 The film has very good direction from Walter Hill who knows how to stage an action scenes for maximum  impact.  The script was written by Robert Zemeckis and Bob Gale before their Back To The Future series.

 

Trespass is probably not a date night film, but if you're looking for a hard nosed tough guy film this is the one for you.

The film has lots of clever plot twists and runs a tight 101 minutes without any padding in the story.

1991 - HUDSON HAWK, Bruce Willis vanity project is actually funny.

A project close to the heart of the star Bruce Willis.  He gets a story credit along with playing the title character.  Willis is Hudson Hawk a famous cat burglar who is forced to steal some crystals that were created by Leonardo da Vinci.  The crystals will turn lead into gold.  Into this mix is probably the scariest movie couple in this history of film, Darwin and Minerva Mayflower played by two very scary actors Richard E. Grant and Sandra Bernhard.  Throw in James Coburn as a rogue CIA agent and Andie MacDowell as an undercover nun working for the Vatican.  Starting to get the picture?

Critics and the public hated the film when it came out but there is some very funny stuff here.  Just the eccentric cast alone is worth a look.  If you're looking for something different this may be it.

The film runs 100 minutes and was written by Steven De Souza and Daniel Waters.  The film was such a disaster at the time that it did serious harm to the careers of Daniel Waters and director Michael Lehmann.


1974 - THREE THE HARD WAY, pretty good blaxploitation picture

Three The Hard Way will never get confused with Persona, however this is a very entertaining blaxploitation picture which is a lot better than it has any right to be.

The film is about three bad ass dudes played by Jim Brown, Fred Williamson and kung fu guy Jim Kelly stopping a plan to kill every black person in American with some kind of drug that will be poured into the water supplies of major American cities.  The leader of this scheme is Jay Robinson who played Caligula in The Robe so in a way it's kind of type casting.

Lots of action, cars blow up a lot, and a lot of white guys get shot or beat up.  They were asking for it.

89 minutes.  Written by Eric Bercovici and Jerrold L. Ludwig. 

1990 - TEXASVILLE, sequel to The Last Picture Show

A return to the citizens of Archer City which had been the location for The Last Picture Show.  Peter Bogdanovich is once again directing this sequel to probably one of his greatest critical and popular successes.  However this time a very meandering script which Bogdanovich wrote pretty much sabotages the film.

One of Bogdanovich's strengths as a director was his ability to work with actors.  He hasn't lost his touch.  The film is well cast with some of the old gang from The Last Picture Show back in their original roles.  

 

Again, the problem is they kind of drift through a near plot-less picture.  It's hard to tell exactly what is going on half the time and it involves some knowledge of the previous film to sort of understand anything that happens. Bogdanovich seems to struggle to mix the not very funny comedy with the drama.

Another commercial disappointment for a director whose career really went downhill after Paper Moon.  This film is overlong and at over 120 minutes just goes on and on, Bogdanovich wrote the screenplay for this film.

Thursday, September 3, 2020

2006 - MIAMI VICE. the movie

The film version of the trend setting (at least for a couple of years) TV cop show that was filmed on location in Miami.  The original executive producer Michael Mann directed the film in his usual meticulous style. As is the case with Mann the film has an amazing look to it.

Unfortunately the story that Mann constructed is a convoluted mess.  It has something to do with drug smuggling, a bunch of Neo Nazi's and lets face it a very boring love story between our cop hero Sonny Crockett and the CFO of the drug ring played by Chinese actor Gong Li.

 I think you have a problem with your film when the TV show has more interesting stories than the 132 minute big budget movie that the show turned into.  Mann is supposedly a tough guy to work for but from what I've read the film was plagued with production problems.  Apparently there was a hurricane to deal with during shooting and a lot of star temper tamtrums.

Still a very good looking dynamic film.  It could have used a few more action scenes.

1974, ISLAND AT THE TOP OF THE WORLD, an old fashioned adventure film.

 An attempt by the Disney studio to make the same kind of old fashioned adventure film they had success with in the past.  The film kind of suffers from a rather low energy cast.  However the film does have some fine special effects.  The story involves a father's search for his missing son in the Arctic.  The search involves using a rather cool looking airship called the Hyperion.  The searchers stumble on to a lost Viking civilization and the last part of the film turns into an extended chase.

The selling point here are the now old fashioned special effects using matte paintings, models and optical printing.  All of this is pretty well executed by the Disney special effects department.  

 
The film is actually kind of enjoyable, the pace of the film is lively and some thought has been put into staging some good action scenes without spilling a lot of blood.

This is definitely from the "they don't make them like this anymore" school of film making.  Lots of Disney veterans in the production crew.

Written by John Whedon.  Robert Stevenson one of Disney's better directors was behind the camera.

93 minutes.

Wednesday, September 2, 2020

1999 - ENTRAPMENT, the reason they have movie stars

Entrapment is meant to be a classy heist film with beautiful people and places.  The film got the beautiful people and locations part right, what it didn't great right was a decent script for the actors.

Sean Connery is master thief Robert MacDougal, but lets face it he's just playing an older version of James Bond.  The stunning Catherine Zeta-Jones is his partner. They are thieves about to pull off the biggest heist of the century.  The films wants to be a stylish remake of Rififi, the famous caper film that is the template for this kind of film.  Instead what we got was a remake of an old George Hamilton film, Jack of Diamonds (anyone remember that). Frankly the George Hamilton film was better.

This is an example of an entertaining film where the stars have to carry the whole film.   The director and writers can't seem to come up with any interesting situations or even decent character development.  The film is enjoyable in spite of itself.  Probably the high point of the film is watching Catherine Zeta-Jones slither around in a really tight leotard.

 

Written by Ron Bass and William Boyles Jr.

113 minutes but really too long for such a lightweight film.

2007 - HOT FUZZ, a comedy spoofing the 80's and 90's action films

Movie nut Edgar Wright made this film a spoof of the 90's cop movies he grew up on.  Films like, Heat, Thief, Bad Boys, To Live and Die in LA and of course Point Break

Wright uses a lot of whip pans, zooms and rapid editing tricks, to reproduce the style of those films.  It almost reaches a point where you want to scream "ENOUGH." It really distracts from the comedy aspects of the film.  However about 20 minutes into Hot Fuzz the funny stuff really starts to kick in and I have to admit this film is very funny.

Edgar Wright has a couple of his old buddies as the leads, Simon Pegg and Nick Frost.  In addition he has filled the remaining cast with lots of British character actors and comedians. Say one thing about Edgar Wright he really knows his actors and that they will deliver the comedic goods for him.  This is an extremely enjoyable film.

 

Written by Edgar Wright and Simon Pegg

 Running time, 121 minutes.

1976 - BUFFALO BILL AND THE INDIANS OR SITTING BULLS HISTORY LESSON, Robert Altman

Critics didn't particularly care for this film when it was released.  Since it was a Robert Altman film you could be sure that the thing was dead commercially.  Still, it's an interesting film.

Altman's take on Buffalo Bill is probably a little obvious.  Buffalo Bill is a braggart, conman and an honest to goodness American celebrity in this country's best tradition.  Bill is running a wild west show that portrays the exploits of White Americans in a heroic manner.  Never mind that the white culture  was responsible for the eradication of almost all of the Native American population during America's pursuit of Manifest Destiny.

As usual with an Altman film there is a large cast.  Paul Newman as Buffalo Bill is at the center of the film. However when it comes to an Altman film it's the fringes that are also interesting.  One of Altman's  skills as a director is moving actors around in an improvisational manner.  The production looks great. The cinematography by Paul Lohmann really captures the Wild West Show and the surrounding Alberta, Canada area where it was shot.  Final thought, I enjoyed this film a lot.

Altman wrote the screenplay along with Alan Rudolph.

Running time 123 minutes.