Sunday, November 3, 2013

2013 GI JOE: RETALIATION, absolute crap

A sequel to the previous GI Joe film, GI Joe:  The Rise of Cobra.  This film is just complete crap and a total waste of time. 

The actor known as "The Rock" Dwayne Johnson takes over as the lead and that's not saying a whole lot when you have a cast that is completely without any interest or chemistry.  But then again who really cares, this film is strictly a PG-13 action flick with lots of hand to hand fighting and shooting but no blood even though there are bodies strewn everywhere life is very cheap in this film.

The supposed highlight of this garbage is some kind of mountain climbing fight scene which is so loaded with computer generated GI Joe cartoon people and Cobra bad guy cartoon people that it just looks incredibly phoney even by the standards of lazy computer  action scenes.

Clever advertising and marketing helped this film make money but personally I am very sorry I wasted my time finishing this worthless excrement.

110 minutes.

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