Showing posts with label 2009. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 2009. Show all posts

Friday, August 18, 2023

2009 - VENGEANCE, a very good revenge thriller

Another film in  the oversaturated "seeking revenge for killing my family" genre, or Death Wish territory if you like.  What redeems this film is the very good direction from one of Hong Kong's best directors Johnnie To.  The action scenes are particularly well done and there are some interesting spins to the usual revenge plot lines found in these films.

The film has an interesting cast Johnny Hallyday a French performer is the man out for revenge., He has some issues to deal with in his own life.  Anthony Wong who I think was in about every Hong Kong action film is a hit man assisting Hallyday.  Gordon Lam from the Infernal Affairs films is another hit man, and Simon Yam yet another prolific performer is the chief bad guy.  The one thing you have to say about these Hong Kong performers is that they don't let the grass grow under their feet, these guys are always working.

 

To comment on the plot or some of the basic situations in the film would spoil a really great action film.   Johnnie To is one of Hong Kong's best filmmakers and has for the most part made consistently good films throughout his career.  Highly recommended


Written by Wai Ka-Fai, the running time is 109 minutes.

Saturday, February 8, 2014

2009 - THE MILLENNIUM SERIES, is 9 hours long by the way

The three book series is turned into a three film series.  The films focus on the character of Lizabeth Salander, the rather strange goth/bisexual/computer hacker. The Millennium Series is essentially the three theatrical films based on the books with additional scenes added to each film to pad out the running time.

The first film The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo introduces the character of Lisbeth Salander probably one of the most put upon characters in the history of Swedish drama.  Raped and molested by her guardian, neglected by the state, Salander is really damaged goods.  However Salander is also a brilliant computer hacker who in one of those lazy plot devices can break into anyone's computer.  In The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo Salander teams up with a Bob Woodward like investigative reporter called Mikael Blomvkist to investigate the death of a woman over 40 years ago.  The rather contrived plot features fascists and serial killers. 


The second film, The Girl Who Played with Fire focuses on the background of Lizabeth Salander who is starting to come off as some sort of super hero who would probably fit in with the gang in The Avengers.  In addition to her computer hacking skills, Salander now has fighting skills and can survive being shot several times.  The story in this film has something to do with women being sold into some sort of sexual slavery while Blomvkist unravels Salander's previous life which leads into some sort of vast government conspiracy.


The final film The Girl Who Kicked the Hornet's Nest has a plot that would rival a John Le Carre  novel with spies spying on other spies who are spying on other spies.  The film features an evil genius and a deadly and unstoppable henchman.  These guys would easily fit into a James Bond film.

 Was watching this series worth the time?  Well the acting is pretty good, the films are well made. The biggest liability seems to be that the story gets more convoluted and unbelievable as the series progresses.  I will admit that the films kept me watching but at times all the physical and sexual abuse heaped on the Lizabeth Salander character got to be a little too much.

540 minutes.

Monday, July 30, 2012

2009 - OSS 117: LOST IN RIO, further adventures of secret agent OSS 117

Goofball secret agent OSS 117 is back in another spy spoof and fortunately Jean Dujardin is once again playing him.  This time OSS 117 is in Rioon the trail of a bunch of Nazi's hiding out in South America.

With The Artist, Michel Hazanavicius cements his reputation as a rehasher of old genre films.  OSS 117:  Lost in Rio has a lot in common with The Artist mimicking the style of old films like The Artist did.  This film is loaded with 1960's split screen effects, Dean Martin music, women in mini skirts, lots of rear screen projection and guys in wrestling masks ( a nod to "El Santo" the cheesy Mexican wrestler series).  It all gets pretty silly towards the end of the film, Hazanavicius clearly was running out of ideas in this film and tries lots of visual dazzle that can't cover up was is essentially an empty film.


However what the film does have going for it is the return of Jean Dujardin as the handsome out of it goofball spy.  With his annoying laugh and clueless attitude about just about everything, Dujardin pretty much pulls this film across the finish line.  

101 minutes,  written by Jean-François Halin and Michel Hazanavicius.

Monday, February 6, 2012

2006 - CRANK, 2009 - CRANK: HIGH VOLTAGE, taking the Crank viewing challenge.


Crank - What does one make of this crazy mess of a film   Directed like they gave some ADD kid a video camera, the film's spastic action scenes and camera work made me nauseous with all the bobbing and running around.  Clearly this film was not meant to be taken remotely seriously.  The humor is low brow Three Stooges style with a lot of gun play and blood thrown in. 



Crank is also an extremely racist and misogynistic film with something to offend everyone.  Particularly hard to watch is the treatment of the female lead Amy Smart.  The directors Neveldine and Taylor seem to get off on humiliating her especially in a public sex scene.

Bottom line, didn't care for the over the top Crank. 



Crank:  High Voltage - Since Crank made money a sequel was required and this film is really something to see.  Take Crank and exaggerate it exponentially if that is even possible and you have Crank:  High Voltage.


Everything is now completely played as a huge joke.  This time out, Jason Statham does an imitation of Godzilla, Amy Smart manages to humiliate herself even more than was possible with a sex scene during a horse race.  The actor Bai Lng plays some kind of bizarre crack whore, who is subtitled throughout the film even though she speaks English and on and on it goes with cinematic quotes from They Saved Hitler's Brain of all things.


Unfortunately you have to sit through Crank to enjoy the dementia of Crank:  High Voltage but it's well worth the trouble to see something as insane as this film.  Crank: High Voltage is an example of the old saying "nothing succeeds like excess," or something like that.

This film is totally crazied.

Crank, 93 minutes

Crank: High Voltage, 96 minutes

Tuesday, January 10, 2012

2009 - KNOWING, interesting but flawed drama/science fiction film.


Knowing is kind of a cross between the Left Behind series and the book Childhood's End .  You have to give the filmmakers some credit for going there with a story that I can't believe would have had much popular appeal to the general public.  In fact it's surprising the film even got made.


Nicholas Cage is an astronomy professor of something who has unlocked a coded message that predicts when disasters are about to happen.  Cage is an actor who is pretty much ridiculed these days for his rather larger than life performances and there is some of that in this film.  Still, he doesn't really disgrace or do harm to the story.


The director Alex Proyas is good at staging the disaster sequences and he has definitely gotten the creepy vibe down for the film.  However with this film you have to overlook a lot of plot holes and some serious issues with plausibility that run throughout. 


I am kind of surprised this film wasn't embraced more by the fundamentalist Christian core.  The film feeds into their beliefs about the Book of Revelations, and there are references to the Bible that run throughout the film.

121 minutes.

Friday, April 22, 2011

2009 - THE LOVELY BONES, the emperor has no clothes

Talk about over reaching.  Lord of the Rings ringmaster Peter Jackson somehow got it into his head that he was the perfect person to take on this best selling chick book about a girl murdered by a pedophile.  Filming this book would require a filmmaker who could bring a special sensitivity to a story about the ghost or whatever of the  girl looking down from heaven or somewhere viewing the lives of her family and her murderer. What The Lovely Bones got was a director whose specialty was killing "Orcs" on screen.


The Lovely Bones is amazing in it's awfulness.  It's pretty clear now that Peter Jackson made a deal with the devil not unlike that of Faust to make The Lord of the Rings films, because The Lovely Bones could in no way have been made by the same guy, it is inept on almost every level.


So much about the film is just offensive.  The whole murdered girl stuck in some sort of strange heavenly Disneyland prancing around having fun while her family suffers from her death is just incredibly misjudged and tasteless.  Heaven is the usual Christian fantasy that looks like some sort of city rose garden or bird sanctuary probably the last place anyone would want to end up.  The spirit of the dead girl blathering on about the meaning of life and death makes her death seem seem more trite than tragic.


I'm not even going to get into the comedy relief provided by Susan Sarandon as the eccentric grandmother.


As usual this flop of film once again only goes to prove the brilliance of Rod Serling's Twlight Zone series.  This "life after death" stuff was the kind of thing that series could do in a half an hour (including commercials) and with a lot more film making skill than Peter Jackson could do on a budget of $65 million dollars.

And what's with Mark Wahlberg's haircut.

136 minutes. Written by Fran Walsh, Philippa Boyens and Peter Jackson.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

2009 - ASSAULT GIRLS, more VR foolishness in Avalon


More VR nonsense from Mamoru Oshii.  This must be some kind of a joke,  I hope....


Three Japanese girls in the virtual world of Avalon fight giant virtual reality sand worms for game points. 

 Or as some blogger wrote, "its Dune with hot Japanese chicks."


Thankfully only 65 minutes long.  Really pretty stupid although the stupidity appears to be intentional.

Sunday, April 18, 2010

2009 - LOGORAMA, 1937 - THE OLD MILL, 1933 - A NIGHT ON BALD MOUNTAIN, three animated shorts

Three animated shorts made in three different styles.


Logorama is now up on YouTube.  It won a lot of awards and it's well made and clever.  Logorama takes all of the American advertising logos the filmmakers can think of and sticks them into a fast moving story about master criminal Ronald McDonald running amok.  I thought the whole was a little  slick.

This short was made by some French guys, and exactly why they felt they had to pick apart American advertising is a puzzle to me.  I find it hard to believe that Europeans aren't equally saturated with enough of their own advertising logos to satirize. 


The Old Mill is one of those Disney animated shorts that is easy to make fun of.  It has the usual bunch of frolicking cute Disney types of animals.   Probably more important as an example of the Disney animators and artists refining their skills with short cartoons before they transitioned into their 1940's features.  This cartoon looks great, with very careful attention paid to the color and the Disney artists getting more skilled with their multi-plane camera which created a pseudo 3D effect. 


Probably the outstanding animated short I viewed this weekend was A Night On Bald Mountain, animated by Alexandre Alexeieff and Claire Parker.  Their amazing animation technique was called the pinscreen.  This demanding setup was literally a board full of about one million pins that were pushed in an out to create images with varying degrees of black and white contrast.  A Night On Bald Mountain took two years to complete


Alexeieff and Parker were artists in the pure sense.  With the exception of their commercials, all of their films were made only for themselves.  A Night On Bare Mountain is a very impressive "artistic achievement" in the best understanding of that over worked phrase.  Probably one of the best animated short films I have seen in a while.


Saturday, March 27, 2010

2009 - L'ENFER D'HENRI-GEORGES CLOUZOT, unfinished film about jealousy features blue lipstick and a slinky.


L'Enfer is a French documentary about the making and abandoning of Henri Georges Clouzot's 1964 film L'Enfer a film about a marriage that is destroyed by jealousy. L'Enfer falls into the category of "what might have been." This category includes films like Orson Welles's Don Quixote and The Other Side of the Wind, a Howard Hawks World War 2 propaganda film that was abandoned after about a week of shooting and Terry Gilliam's The Man Who Killed Don Quixote. Actually when you get right down to it just about any Orson Welles film after Chimes at Midnight is an unfinished film and there are a lot of them in his case.


Clouzot was considered an extremely important international director by the early 1960's. He had the reputation as the French Hitchcock although you could make the argument that Hitchcock was much more influenced by Clouzot than Clouzot ever was influenced by Hitchcock. About the only place Clouzot didn't get any love was from the French New Wave critics led by Truffaut and Goddard. They had always felt that his his style was to rigid and formalistic compared to their anything goes way of film making. This seemed to be a strange criticism to me as they all worshiped Hitchcock who was if anything just as meticulous in his film making technique as Clouzot. Determined to prove them wrong and working with almost unlimited budget Clouzot started what was to be his major artistic statement.


After carefully preparing his story with detailed sketches and storyboards, Clouzot hired some of the best French technicians behind the camera and most importantly in front of the camera, the actress Romy Schneider. Clouzot than took his actors and film crew into the studio to shoot a series of elaborate lighting, camera and makeup effects
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Clearly Clouzot was infatuated with Romy Schneider, posing her in odd lighting combinations and trying out elaborate makeup effects, these tests apparently went on for weeks. How was he going to work this into his film?

After weeks of these preparations, Clouzot and crew went on location at a lake resort in France for four weeks of shooting before returning to the studio. Apparently everything started to fall to pieces. Filming was expected to go quickly and the necessity of wrapping up the location work was hastened because the lake was emptied every year to power a hydroelectric dam downstream.

Clouzot's visual scheme was to do a Wizard of Oz type of thing, filming the story of the husband's jealousy of his wife in black and white while intercutting it with fantasies or hallucinations of her in a type of erotic color combination.


On location Clouzot became obsessed with every part of the film making process. He supervised every detail of the crew's set preparations, he endlessly shot take after take, throwing out his careful schedule. Always a demanding director especially when it came to working with his actors, he pissed off his lead actor Serge Reggiani who called him a "nutcase" and ended up walking off of the set. Clouzot attempted to keep the film going while recasting the role of the husband. The whole mess finally came to an end when Clouzot suffered a heart attack while filming on the lake.


So would L'Enfer have been any good? I have no idea. Certainly the color tests and the striking treatment of Romy Schneider are extremely interesting to look at. The black and white footage shot on location is actually very stunning as is the lake resort setting. It seems to me that the actual story appears to be rather melodramatic and trite. Could this have explained Clouzot's odd behavior on location? When he started the actual filming of the picture did he see some weaknesses in the story that caused him to doubt himself? Could Clouzot have pulled it off? All that survives of this film are these very entertaining and bizarre color tests of Romy Schneider along with some interesting on location photography. And just exactly what in the hell was Clouzot going to do with that slinky

Monday, March 15, 2010

2009 - OBSERVE AND REPORT, a comedy about the Sarah Palin crowd

Nasty but pretty funny comedy from the writer/director Jonah Hill.


Seth Rogen plays a security guard at a crappy shopping mall who dreams of someday becoming a police officer.  The problem is that he is a bi-polar psychotic nutcase who decides to go off his meds.


Observe and Report is extremely good at capturing that segment of the population that seems to be in the news most of the time these days.  It's that group that sees the American Dream passing them by. The basically stupid and ill informed Palin/Tea Party crowd that can't see past their myopic vision of the Christian way of life.


Observe and Report captures the lives of these disenfranchised nut jobs better than any You Tube video ever could.  This film has a great feeling for it's tacky shopping center setting with the crappy mall kiosks and shitty food courts that take up rental space.  The actors do a great job creating characters that sane(?) people don't want to think even exist about much less go anywhere near. 

Probably as close as you are going to get for political satire in film these days.  Not a comforting film, but a very funny one.

Sunday, January 31, 2010

2009 ZOMBIELAND, short, sweet and a little bloody

A nerd is one of the few people left after a zombie plague takes over the world.  He meets up with other survivors and they make their way to California where they end up in an epic battle with zombies at an amusement park.

 

This is a zombie comedy, that has some good laughs, and has fun with the tiresome flesh eating zombie movie genre.  Zombieland is also smart enough to be only 80 minutes long.

I really don't get these zombie films, if you've seen one gross zombie film you've seen them all.  The only new twist to them lately has been to have the zombies running around like Olympic athletes instead of their usual lumbering stuff.

Bill Murray is the special guest star in this movie and the filmmakers keep his appearance nice and short.  Bill Murray is a comedian best put up with in brief scenes these days. Written by Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick.

80 minutes.

Saturday, January 30, 2010

2009 - GAMER, should have been stupid fun, just stupid not fun.

 
Computer chips in our brain's are allowing us to be controlled by teenage and weirdo computer game players.  They control criminals and make them kill each other for real, in a game televised to people all over the world. It's the Survivor TV show except everyone is killing each other instead of looking for the immunity totem. 


 
Who says the world will end up like this, bi-polar writer/directors Neveldine and Taylor say so and they are intent on presenting their deep concepts in the most obscure manner possible.  The color is either oversaturated or desaturated.  The action is either over the top or more over the top.  The acting is virtually nonexistent since the cast has to work at staying in the camera frame because the camera NEVER stands still.


There was probably a decent idea for an entertaining action movie in this hyper incoherent mess of a movie but the action scenes started to give me a headache with all the hand held jumping, shaking, rattling camera work, explosions and noise.   

The only thing interesting in this film is that actor from Dexter whose name escapes me.  He plays a creepy Bill Gates or Steve Jobs kind of guy intent on taking over the world (see Sherlock Holmes).  He's actually very funny and apparently figured out that this film was just a big stupid piece of crap and aimed his performance that way.

95 minutes.  Written by Neveldine & Taylor.

Friday, January 29, 2010

2009 - SHERLOCK HOLMES, hated it

A  boring movie about a guy named Sherlock Holmes/Matt Helm/James Bond/Indiana Jones, who saves the world from an evil genius bent on taking over, haven't seen that plot for about a week or so.  The movie is directed by Guy Ritchie who is attempting to recapture his glory days as one of England's most stylish directors.


What we have here is the typically expensive holiday movie with lots of CGI effects, over the top action scenes and some decent actors trying their best to make the film a little interesting.  This is the usual stuff a movie studio thinks audience's want to see.

The movie uses the Conan Doyle characters, but they really aren't like the Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson of the Doyle stories.  Sherlock Holmes, the ultimate "Mr. Know It All" is played by Robert Downey Jr., who is hot again thanks to Ironman.  Downey's OK if kind of tiresome.  Jude Law is an overly athletic Dr. Watson but at least he's British.  Rachel McAdams is Irene Alder who is in the movie as Sherlock Holmes's love interest which is a complete change in her character from the Conan Doyle story she appeared in.   It would have been nice if Rachel McAdams had bothered to attempt an accent or even to act.  She's not very sexy and wouldn't have made the  cut as one of Matt Helm's slay girls.


The director Guy Ritchie digs out his old tricks from his previous films Snatch and Lock Stock and  Two Smoking Barrels.  He uses lots of his slo-mo and sped up camera effects to make the action scenes interesting but after about the 2nd fight scene like that it's just tiresome.   The computer effects used to recreate late 1800's London look unusually phony even for computer effects. 
 
 Sherlock Holmes is one of the most famous and unique fictional characters ever created, to bad they couldn't have written a better story for him for this movie.  Some critics have pointed out the similarity in story between this movie and Young Sherlock Holmes and there is no question the plots have a lot in common.  This is not meant as a complement as that was a pretty lame original Sherlock Holmes movie as well. I'm all for new and original Sherlock Holmes stories but rehashing Goldfinger or even  Quantum of Solace or some other old James Bond movie isn't my idea of a good time.  

About the only thing of note in this film are the ending credits which are kind of stylish, but that's only after sitting through 2 hours of this  junk.
 
Wtitten by  Michael Robert Johnson, Anthony Peckham and Simon Kinberg, the running time is 129 minutes.

Monday, January 18, 2010

2009 - THE HANGOVER, character driven but pretty lame comedy

Can't believe the money this sort of funny but mediocre comedy made this summer.  Apparently people were desperate for some sort of mindless comedy, after having to endure action crap like G.I. Joe The Rise of Cobra, and Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.

Seen it all before.  Mix up some over the top outrageous situations and throw in a little T&A but nothing to offensive to upset the girlfriend and apparently you have a recipe for a comedy success.

 

This is a guy movie for couples.  The story is about four buddies on the loose for a wild bachelor weekend before one of them gets married.  They party down and loose the groom to be.  The next day the remaining three start an all out search for him by recreating their wild night.  This gets them into more zany adventures.  It's sort of like the story structure of Citizen Kane except Orson Welles didn't direct and write it.

 

The buddies are the usual Hollywood bunch of stereotypes.  One guy is the "chick magnet," another is an up tight dentist with a bitchy girlfriend.  The third  buddy is the groom who is supposedly the most mature of the bunch.  The fourth guy is some weirdo in a beard who is along to say and do nutty things just for the sake of being strange. The weirdo gets the biggest laughs of course, since everyone likes a movie with a zany weirdo in it.    In reality these guys would never be friends much less have a wild night together in Las Vegas.


This movie is an OK rental for a Friday night at home when you're stuck in the house during the winter.

100 minutes written by Jon Lucas and Scott Moore.